'I drank 101 Panera lemonades even though I have an anxiety disorder': Dopey people reflect on the silliest things they did in 2023

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    rachel @rachelmillman Follow Alright. We're wrapping up the year. It is now tradition: Please tell me about the funniest and stupidest thing you did in 2023
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    bailey moon @Baileymoon15 22h i accidentally got too high and ate half a bag of flaming hot cheetos and puked an hour later so i called 911 bc i thought i was puking blood because i forgot i ate all of those flaming hot cheetos ●
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    latke @latkedelrey. 1d left arnica gel on my bed. my cat bit it & ate some so i called my vet crying. they told me to call poison control & poison control said we're human poison control here's the number for animal poison control. called them & a very nice woman told me it was fine and charged me $80
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    ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt 1d I was using vinegar while cleaning my bathroom and then I thought hm maybe I should bleach this too and long story short that is mustard gas
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    Jackie Daytona @thereisnojayjay • 2d Probably when I picked up & ate a huge piece of baklava at a coffee shop while standing at the register because I thought they were free samples. I chowed down on that thing in silence while the cashier just stared at me.
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    zach silberberg @zachsilberberg 2d spent $200 on this c y vase and then immediately lost my job
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    * Lorenzo Quiogue @lorenzo_quiogue Kept a record of how many poops I took each month of the year 7:04 < Notes December 30, 2023 at 6:57 PM 2023 Poop Stats January: 59 February: 34 March: 38 April: 42 May: 45 June: 45 July: 55 August: 46 September: 47 October: 43 Follow November: 39 December: 44 41
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    VermontPizzaSucks @VTpizzasucks Follow Replying to @rachelmillman Bought a jade plant clipping from Georgia O'Keeffe's house carried it through 3 airports including it getting tested as a bomb by TSA only to leave it on top of my car and drive away.
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    bb ghost @emilywithcurls 2d Replying to @rachelmillman drank 101 panera lemonades even though i have an anxiety disorder CHEERS TO 2023! Here's to you Emily and a year well-sipped! MEMBER OF UNLIMITED SIP CLUB SINCE 101 CUPS REDEEMED 2022
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    jerk store answering... @caylenb Follow Replying to @rachelmillman had some serious & unusual chest pressure for over 12 hours. since there's a history of cardiac issues in family, went to urgent care. did ekg & 6 hours of tests & waiting only to find out it wasn't a heart problem but the first time I had indigestion. embarrassing
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    Kevin. @KevinInChains · 2d Replying to @rachelmillman Walking around Boston lost and I turned. on Google maps and started walking while looking at it. Walked straight into a stop sign.
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    catpee supernintendo @sensorsweep Follow Replying to @rachelmillman not me, but my dad had knee replacement surgery this fall (his 2nd), recovered very quickly then slipped in the kitchen and broke his fibula (on the same leg) and has had to wear a boot all month
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    timothy faust@crulge 2d ● Replying to @rachelmillman decided i wanted to 'get back into weed' and got so high off a 2mg edible that i had to call out of work
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    Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones Follow I accidentally texted this picture to the lady who looks after all the repairs in our building at 11pm on a Thursday evening
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    Anna Thomas @annarosethomas Signed up to do dog sitting and somehow accidentally sent the person I was meant to be dog sitting for a text that said "galloping scallop" and they cancelled the booking your care.] Follow Tue, 19 Dec at 12:38 Galloping scallop
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    ken @kencarolinee . 1d. went to the alamo with my bf's family & his stepdad says "touch the walls!" so as soon as I crossed the threshold I double-hand slapped the wall so loudly it echoed. security then scolded me, and I realized his stepdad was reading a sign that said "DO NOT touch the walls."
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    Ecce Homosexual @Ecce Homosexual Follow I painted this plunger, submitted it to an art show, got accepted, and now it's featured on the poster for the show POP goes the EASEL CURATED BY DESIREE FORGET JANUARY 26 MARCH 17, 2024 NORTH SUBURBAN CENTER FOR THE ARTS
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    oh liv @LetmeLIV__. 1d i was ranting about ppl who bring abstract things like skis on a plane while walking into the airport, turned the corner and an entire ski team was checking in
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    kate @katebeingsilly. 1d So many to choose from but I think this is the winner kate @katebeingsilly I got dumped wearing clogs before and I had to clip clop my way away like I was a horse
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    Attic Wife @ElyHynes. 1d I'm constantly doing stupid things but this Friday i bought some cute number balloons for New Year's and today i realised they come in different sizes 20
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    Jenny Marie @Jenny_Marie 84.2d I spent a month giving my cat medicine. before realizing I wasn't actually getting the liquid med in the syringe and was only giving her air
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    Michael Hobbes @RottenInDenmark Follow gave myself carpal tunnel playing Zelda Tears of the Kingdom adida
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    Pattern Ignorer @erasmusNYT Follow Replying to @rachelmillman drove to another state to pick up a painting for someone, which they had not realized was in a 54" x 75" frame; was in a 69-inch-wide honda
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    diego @diegbro. 2d Replying to @rachelmillman a beautiful woman i'd been texting with told me i should call her and i said "i can't i am so high" and that was that
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    sloane (they/them) @pierogiwitch Follow Replying to @rachelmillman i used my toaster knowing full well the roaches my upstairs hoarder neighbor caused were camped out behind the stove that it was next to. i toasted the roaches, rachel.
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    saffron rice burroug... @kagredon Follow Replying to @rachelmillman i couldn't figure out a good way to tell my partner i was pregnant so I blurted it out with no buildup in an unrelated conversation and then cried because he thought i was joking
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